Struth! Mind the Ferrari Please

STRUTH ! 

IN his continuing search for the more weird, whacky and wondrous in the world of travel, David Ellis says staff at England’s Premier Inn accommodation group have collated some of their more unusual requests from guests – including one staffer being asked to sit in a guest’s Ferrari sports car while he had dinner to ensure it wouldn’t be stolen, and another being asked to propose to a young lady on behalf of a bloke who was too nervous to do it himself.

Other bizarre requests include a front desk manager lending his trousers to a guest who didn’t have any appropriate daks for a sudden important business meeting, lining up a dating service for a shy guest, buying a rubber duck for a guest to play with in their bath, and a female staffer being asked to go out and buy a very specific style and colour bridesmaid’s dress for a distraught guest who’d torn their’s trying to get it on.

Another guest rang the front desk of one Premier Inn and asked if they knew the name “of a good local undertaker,” while another who was suddenly taken to hospital rang their hotel and asked them to send around a plate of their fish and chips because the hospital food was so bad.

And finally there was the overseas guest who wanted to know if it was “possible in England to buy a rhinoceros for a friend’s birthday?”